Mr. Pinup

By Dan Wootton, 07/06/2009

CIRCUS tour star Britney Spears shows exactly what’s under her Big Top as she poses TOPLESS for the first time.

The sensational snaps were taken during a raunchy shoot for the video of Gimme More.

Brunette Britney, 27, writhes around in a sexy pole-dance, covering her greatest hits with fake tattoos.

via Britney Spears topless photos | First ever topless pictures of Britney taken on raunchy shoot for video of Gimme More. | Showbiz|xs | News Of The World.

Sanctimonious Catholic scold Sean Hannity invited noted porn star Kim Kardashian on his show last night, and—literally—called her a “role model” for young girls.

Hannity almost certainly has no idea who Kardashian is. He told her some girls look up to her because, unlike Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, Kardashian doesn’t drink. Then he asked her about her Playboy spread in a concerned, fatherly way: “Why Playboy? That’s the only thing I didn’t understand in your bio. That didn’t make sense to me.”

So that must mean the part of her bio where she taped herself having dirty naked sex with a man [NSFW], and the tape was fairly well-produced and well-lit—almost professionally so!—and then the tape was sold for $1 million? That part made perfect sense to you, Sean. Sean Hannity‘s America is sounding like a better place to live every day.

via Gawker – Sean Hannity Calls Porn Star a ‘Role Model’ – Sean Hannity.

Related articles by Zemanta

• pop nosh: kim kardashian is complex (popbytes.com)

Last week, Britney Spears released the video for her recent single “If U Seek Amy.” As many have pointed out, the song’s title, when spoken aloud, sounds a lot like “F-U-C-K me.” Indeed, that’s the only way to interpret it, since the lyric itself makes no sense in context: “All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy.” The suggestive video even begins with a TV news anchor speaking the title over a chyron that reads, “Britney Spears Song Lyrics Spell Out Obscenity in Disguise,” so there’s no possibility that the pop star is trying to sneak something through. Has Britney pioneered a new kind of dirty pun?

Not really, although she does offer a new twist. The trope of spelling out fuck with the words if you see Kay has been frequently explored by musicians. The earliest instance appears to be by blues pianist Memphis Slim, who recorded a wistful “If You See Kay,” about his lost girlfriend, in 1963:

via Britney Spears’ “If U Seek Amy” pun was cribbed from Joyce and Shakespeare. – By Jesse Sheidlower – Slate Magazine.

Related articles by Zemanta

• If U Seek Amy? Buy Me Dinner First (blippitt.com)
• Video : If You Seek Amy by Britney Spears (popmusicscene.com)
• If You Seek Lyrics: Hidden Messages In Our Favorite Songs (jossip.com)
• Britney Spears If U Seek Amy: Video and “Hidden Meaning” (inquisitr.com)
• Britney Spears Premieres Video For Controversial “If U Seek Amy” (rollingstone.com)
• Britney Spears’ next single – If You Seek Amy (britneygroupie.com)
• Britney Spears’ ‘If You Seek Amy’ Official Video (earsucker.com)
• Britney Spears: If You Seek Amy Lyrics Controversy (earvolution.com)
• Britney Spears in a bikini (thesuperficial.com)
• Britney Spears Is The New Candie’s Girl (popmusicscene.com)

Britney Spears finally debuted her “fuck me” video, officially titled “If You Seek Amy,” or as pronounced, F-U-C-K Me. The song has already courted controversy over its lyrics.

Spears, currently on tour, plays two parts in the video — boring housewife and sexy party girl. The video is also tinged with S&M and orgies.

In more Britney news, Wednesday in New York pal Madonna came to her show and watched from a box.

via Britney’s F**k Me Video Debut (VIDEO).

Related articles by Zemanta

• Britney Spears’ ‘If You Seek Amy’ Official Video (earsucker.com)
• Britney Spears – “If U Seek Amy” Music Video (justjared.buzznet.com)
• Britney Spears’ New Video: If U Seek Amy (shoppingblog.com)
• Britney Spears Brings Comeback Tour to NY (gothamist.com)
• Britney Spears video for “If U Seek Amy” debuts March 12th! (britneygroupie.com)
• Britney’s “If U Seek Amy” Video – Love It or Leave It? (popsugar.com)
• Britney Spears Premieres Video For Controversial “If U Seek Amy” (rollingstone.com)
• Madonna Attends Britney’s ‘Circus’ (ithinkheblogs.com)