Archive for June 8, 2009
Summer is coming, hide the virgins! – Broadsheet – Salon.com
Jun 8th

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Sun, sweat and stretches of bronzed skin — there’s no denying summer gets people thinking about sex. Most of us relish this sunscreen-slicked sensuality, but for some abstinence advocates, it presents the specter of young and unmarried bodies rolling in the sheets. It’s chastity’s yearly trial by fire. Recently, the seasonal panic has reliably yielded a crop of articles about the horrors of hookup culture and, sure enough, as the warmest months approach, it’s clear this year will be no exception.
Lopez suggests a role model for these women: a prepubescent sixth-grade girl.
NPR reports on the decades-old trend with the cutting edge of a retirement community’s resident-written newsletter: Apparently, “hooking up” means kissing, petting and having intimacies without any commitment! On the other end of the age spectrum, Cosmopolitan has a feature in its July issue about women in their early twenties who are still virgins. (Breaking news alert: College virgins do exist.) But the casual sex panic really begins with The National Review’s infamous Kathryn Jean Lopez, who got worked up over Cosmo’s reportage. Now, some snark is reasonable, given the non-news at hand, but that isn’t the bee in Lopez’s bonnet. She’s irritated because the article’s pure protagonists are “on the brink” of giving in to peer pressure and handing over their “v card,” as the glossy calls it.
Like a conservative in shining armor, Lopez comes to the rescue of these distressed damsels. In all seriousness, she suggests a role model: a sixth-grade girl — who probably hasn’t even gone through puberty yet. She trots out little Hannah, an abstinence-only grade school student in Newark, New Jersey, who says she’s learned she has “the right to say no to sex and drugs … to respect myself and the ones around me … to have trust, faith, and self-esteem.” That is a wonderful thing, truly. One day, though, she might learn how fragile “self-esteem” is when it’s built on an ability to police her own (and even more so others’) sexuality; maybe, too, she’ll realize that the respect those abstinence classes speak of doesn’t come from inside (where it really matters), but from the outside (where it shouldn’t).
via Summer is coming, hide the virgins! – Broadsheet – Salon.com.
Books of The Times – Exploring Lands of Erotic Fantasy and Their Reality in ‘The East, the West, and Sex,’ by Richard Bernstein – Review – NYTimes.com
Jun 8th

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An adventurous English friend named Belinda, searching some years ago for sensual ecstasy in the East, once described finding a special salon in upcountry Thailand, where she was invited to allow herself to be restrained quite naked on a cedar table and have three young female attendants gently apply a sweet-smelling unguent to her more delicate parts. The trio silently withdrew, bidding my friend to keep still. Seconds later she heard a door slide open, then a rushing sound, and felt the air itself throbbing with movement. She was then swiftly overcome by pleasing physical sensations of an almost unbearable intensity.
THE EAST, THE WEST, AND SEX
A History of Erotic Encounters
Illustrated. 325 pages. Alfred A. Knopf. $27.95.
She lifted her head slightly, and was just able to see why: portions of her body had become suddenly covered with thousands upon thousands of brilliantly colored captive butterflies. All of them were engaged in licking away the ointment with what felt, as she later said dreamily, like a million tiny tongues.
Things like this just don’t seem to happen in Dubuque or Stow-on-the-Wold. And as Richard Bernstein suggests in his provocative and intriguing book “The East, the West, and Sex,” it is tales like this that over the years have helped construct today’s notion of the East as a sensual and sexual paradise. Tales of the odalisque, the harem, the seraglio, the concubine, the geisha and the Kama Sutra have all become combined in the past century or so into a sweetly perfumed mélange of exoticism and eroticism, presenting “the Orient” as a realm of languor and loucheness, where concupiscent curds run in the streets and nostalgie de la boue is perfectly de rigueur.
Megan Fox: World’s Sexiest Pot Smoker : COED Magazine
Jun 8th

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Megan Fox has said numerous fantastically dumb things to the media in her young career. (I hate to bash her but just check out “10 Megan Fox Quotes That Will Make You Go Hmmm…” for proof). But recently, she said something that we here at COED can fully endorse:
In the upcoming issue of British GQ Fox said, “I can’t tell you how much bullsh*t I’ve been through because I will openly say that I smoke weed. People look at it like it’s this crazy, hippy, f**ked-up thing to do. And it’s not. I hope they legalize it. And when they do, I’ll be the first person in line to buy my pack of joints.” (Emphasis added)
What-what-what? Megan Fox the weed smoker?!
So let us be the first to say that Megan Fox is the world’s sexiest pot smoker, leaving these other 53 pot smoking babes and these 7 sexy celebrity pot smokers in her dust.
via Megan Fox: World’s Sexiest Pot Smoker : COED Magazine.
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Smokin’ Hot Tuesdays Touched by An Angel Monday, June 8, 2009 6:59 PM
Jun 8th

Smokin' Hot Tuesdays with Joanna Angel poster
(News release: HOLLYWOOD, CA ) – Hollywood’s hottest mid-week hot spot gets even hotter this week thanks to an Angel, Joanna Angel that is. The world famous Crazy Girls in Hollywood is proud to announce another blow out Smokin’ Hot Tuesdays with drink specials, hot girls and live music from the Spyderz.
This week’s special guest hostess is none other than porn punk extraordinaire Joanna Angel. She will be on hand to keep things flowing while the Spyderz play to an audience of porn stars, celebrities and other hot partiers for this rocking good time.
Come join the Spyderz and Joanna Angel for Crazy Girls’ Smokin’ Hot Tuesdays on Tuesday June 9th.
Crazy Girls is located at
1433 N. La Brea Ave.
North Hollywood, CA 90028
About Evan Seinfeld
Evan Seinfeld is best summed up as a modern renaissance outlaw. He has conquered the worlds of music, television, film, and photography – both in the mainstream and triple-X playing fields – and has only just begun to fulfill all of his creative dreams.
As a founding member, lead singer, and bassist of the influential and groundbreaking social hardcore band Biohazard, Evan led the Brooklyn-bred rockers to multi-platinum status and critical acclaim for the past 20 years. The group’s material embodied the urban struggle of life on the gritty streets of Brooklyn as communicated through mammoth, machine-like guitar riffs, growling bass lines set to greasy drum grooves. But it was Evan’s gruff, rhythmic vocals and honest, timely lyrics that connected with a generation growing weary of the narcissistic ‘80s.
“Our fans used our music as a soundtrack to a positive release for their negative energy,” says Evan. “Biohazard’s music speaks to the violent, aggro and disenfranchised youth of our global, urban, tribal, hardcore heavy metal community.”
Since forming in 1987, Biohazard has released 10 albums and reached nearly 4 million units sold worldwide without a single spin at commercial radio. At their height, Biohazard’s State of the World Address (featuring Cypress Hill’s Sen Dog on “How It Is”) reached No. 2 on Germany’s pop album charts, right behind David Hasselhoff.
The band’s success is due to the laudable reputation they garnered as the hardest working touring band of the ‘90s. Biohazard performed more than 3,000 concerts in over 80 countries. The band has headlined major festivals, including the notorious Dynamo Open Air in Eindhoven, Holland and shared the bill around the globe with such acts as Metallica, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Slayer, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Cypress Hill, David Bowie, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, the Prodigy, Aerosmith, Midnight Oil, KISS, Iron Maiden, and many others. Hundreds of thousands of the bands rabid fans proudly wear the iconic Biohazard logo on their skin. The logo was once named Best Band Logo by Rolling Stone magazine.
Evan reinvented himself as a mainstream actor in 1998 when he accepted the role of badass biker Jaz Hoyt on HBO’s critically acclaimed prison drama Oz. The musician-turned-actor displayed his creative diversity by portraying one of the most despicable TV characters ever conceived from season two in 1998 through the show’s series finale in 2003. His renewed star status landed him on Politically Incorrect along with Ralph Nader, who told Evan, “You could lead an unruly mob of beer drinkers to the gates of Hell. And I firmly believe they’d follow you there.”
In 2002 came another step forward in the entertainment industry – this time in the adult film sector. He took over managing his soon-to-be wife, adult superstar Tera Patrick, and created Teravision together in 2003. The couple married in January 2004. Evan dons the hats of CEO, director, photographer, cinematographer, producer, manager, and agent. He also oversees the company’s several websites, production, distribution and licensing deals, as well performing under the naughty nom de plume Spyder Jonez in many features, including Tera Tera Tera, Teradise Island, Reign of Tera, Collision Course, Appetite for Destruction, Test Drive, Desperate, and others.
Evan also appears in the 2005 documentary film Fuck, which includes commentary about what the word fuck means by such artists, authors, musicians, politicians, and celebrities as Hunter S. Thompson, Bill Maher, Alan Keyes, Alanis Morissette, Ice-T, Sam Donaldson, Drew Carey, Steven Bochco, and his wife Tera Patrick, among others.
In 2006, Evan was chosen by VH1 to be the fire-starter of an elite cache of rock musicians pitted against one another in a sequestered environment to create the hit rock reality series, Supergroup. He co-starred alongside rock legends Ted Nugent, Sebastian Bach of Skid Row, Scott Ian of Anthrax, and Jason Bonham, son of the legendary John Bonham of Led Zeppelin. “They made me out the bad guy,” smiles Evan. “But really I’m just a nice Jewish boy from Brooklyn.”
As a photographer, Evan’s work has been published in the pages — and on the covers — of such major magazines as Playboy, Penthouse, FHM, and Maxim. He has also written for many publications, including an ongoing column for Stuff magazine.
Presently, Evan and Tera co-host the Playboy Radio show Rockstar/Pornstar for Sirius Satellite Radio and run a multi-million dollar porn empire that includes a production company (Teravision), a licensing and marketing division, (The Tera Patrick Agency), a hardcore video production company (Iron Cross), a lingerie line (Mistress Couture), and several websites (their flagship site, www.terapatrick.com, the interactive game site www.virtualtera.com, and the newly launched celebrity porn site www.rockstarpimp.com).
Meanwhile, Evan is on the 20th anniversary reunion world tour with Biohazard through the end of 2008 with more dates to be added in 2009. He will also soon be entering the studio to work on the debut album from his new band, the Spyderz – a melodic mix of classic rock and punk-styled anthems (www.myspace.com/thespyderz).
Evan and Tera’s joint autobiography, Rockstar/Pornstar: An American Love Story, is currently being written with entertainment journalist Carrie Borzillo-Vrenna (author of Cherry Bomb: The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Better Flirt, a Tougher Chick, and a Hotter Girlfriend, and to Living Life Like a Rock Star and Eyewitness Nirvana: The Day-by-Day Chronicle) and is expected for release in late 2009.
Britney Spears topless photos | First ever topless pictures of Britney taken on raunchy shoot for video of Gimme More. | Showbiz|xs | News Of The World
Jun 8th

- Cover of Gimme More
CIRCUS tour star Britney Spears shows exactly what’s under her Big Top as she poses TOPLESS for the first time.
The sensational snaps were taken during a raunchy shoot for the video of Gimme More.
Brunette Britney, 27, writhes around in a sexy pole-dance, covering her greatest hits with fake tattoos.
Nipple Jerky | Dlisted
Jun 8th
Back when Brit Brit Spear’s crazy was out in the open (those were the days), she shot a video for Gimme More that was financed with a couple of WIC coupons. It was the video where Brit looked like a professional twat shaker who accepts Camel cash and bags of Hot Fries as tips. Well, the News of the World claims these are “NEVER BEFORE SEEN” pictures of Brit from that video with her uncensored Cheetoronis out. It’s Cheeto vu for me, because I feel like I’ve seen this before. Or maybe I’m just confusing Brit Brit’s chichi knobs with the roasted corn salad I had last week. Herm.
It was a smart move for Brit to cover up her nipples with those classy fake rose tattoos. It just makes the whole look much more elegant and sophisticated. Ka-dooz to Brit for that!
Real Women Tell Their Orgasm Secrets: Sex, Love & Life: glamour.com
Jun 8th
OK, it’s truth time: Are you an always, sometimes or never kind of girl? The women on these pages share exactly where they stand on the orgasm meter and what it took to make theirs better, much better. Listen and learn.
This is how the orgasm fairy tale goes: You meet Prince Charming, and from the very first time, he knows exactly how your body works. There’s some kissing, some foreplay, some moaning and, after maybe 10 minutes of intercourse, bam—a shattering climax for two. Angels may even sing. If your sex life fits this description, kudos. If not, this story is for you.
In reality, women are all over the orgasm map, and in an effort to improve your sex life, we asked dozens of them to reveal what they’ve learned, what they do—and what they’re not afraid to ask for. After reading some of their stories, you’ll abandon your assumptions about the way orgasms are “supposed” to happen. And you’ll stop waiting, like some damsel in distress, for a guy to magically unchain your pleasure. Turns out, of course, that you are your very own knight in shining armor, and this is your road map to a happy ending.
via Real Women Tell Their Orgasm Secrets: Sex, Love & Life: glamour.com.
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The 10 Hottest NBA Finals WAGs Of All Time | Content
Jun 8th

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Reaching the NBA Finals is the pinnacle of NBA success, so it makes sense that players who have played in the NBA Finals would reach the pinnacle of wife or girlfriend success as well. After watching game one of the NBA Finals it appears as if we might as well focus on NBA Finals WAGs because they’re much more entertaining than the series is gonna be.
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