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What do you get when you combine one of our favorite comedians (Dave Attell) with one of our favorite porn stars (Bree Olson) and one of our favorite drinking games (beer pong)? You get one of our favorite videos of the week.

The video below comes from Comedy Central‘s new Tosh.0 series, in which comedian Daniel Tosh talks about all things Internet.
We’re not exactly sure what this bit featuring Attell and

Olson
performing trick beer pong shots (in Bree’s case without using her
hands) has to do with the Internet, but who cares? It’s great.

via Whip It Out Comedy: Dave Attell And Porn Star Bree Olson Play The Greatest Beer Pong Game Of All Time.

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Jesse Jane on the cover of Cheri

The Sexy August Issue Features Jesse & the Bestselling Hit “Nurses”!

News release: June 5, 2009 — VAN NUYS, Calif. — Digital Playground‘s contract star Jesse Jane® covers the August issue of CHERI.  The blond, international sensation reports from the red carpet of the 2009 AVN awards where she received the AVN award for Best Girl-Girl Sex Scene.  Jesse’s role in “Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge” helped the movie win a historical 15 AVN awards and an overall 22 awards for Digital Playground.  The issue of CHERI also takes an exclusive on-the-set look at another hit Jesse Jane movie, “Nurses”, and lucky readers have a chance to win a Blu-ray™ copy of “Nurses” signed by both Jesse and Riley Steele™.  “Our August 2009 issue is CHERI’s 33rd Anniversary issue and it’s a major porn-fest from cover to cover,” says Editor-in-Chief Rob Errera.  “Our cover girl Jesse Jane takes readers behind-the-scenes at the 2009 Adult Entertainment Expo and AVN awards.  It’s a unique perspective written not only by a true porn insider, but true porn royalty!  You won’t find it anywhere else!”

To view Jesse Jane on the August 2009 cover of CHERI, visit
http://stream.digitalplayground.com/press/downloads5/AUG09COVER.jpg

Errera continues, “We’ve packed this issue with the biggest names in adult entertainment.  We’ve got exclusive interviews and on-the-set coverage of ‘Nurses’, featuring Jesse, Stoya, Riley Steele, Katsuni,

Sasha Grey, Gabriella Fox, Shay Jordan, Shyla Stylez, and Jenna Haze, and we’re giving away a bunch of Blu-ray copies of ‘Nurses’ autographed by Jesse and Riley.  What more could you ask for?”

“CHERI rocks!  I’m excited to once again be their cover girl!” exclaims Jesse Jane.  “Thanks to them for their constant support of my movies, modeling, and editorial position with the magazine.”  “Jesse Jane is the face of the adult industry,” says Joone, Digital Playground’s Founder and the writer / director of “Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge”.  “She is the perfect cover girl for CHERI’s anniversary issue.”

To download a photo of Jesse Jane, visit
http://stream.digitalplayground.com/press/downloads5/JesseBreatheMe_2581.jpg

About Jesse Jane:
A superstar in her own right, Jesse Jane® is an all-American blonde, green eyed, sultry girl originally from Ft. Worth, TX.  In three short years she ascended from Hooters® manager to Hawaiian Tropic® pageant winner to international fame with a Digital Playground contract.  All of the exposure Jesse has received in various media outlets has contributed to her success but it was her leading role in Digital Playground’s benchmark film, “Pirates” that made Jesse Jane a household name.  For more information visit www.JesseJane.com , www.twitter.com/jessejane or www.tinyurl.com/jessejanebio

About CHERI:
Launched in 1976 as the “All True Sex Magazine”, CHERI is now proudly known as “The World’s Hottest Sex Mag” and the place where “The Porn Stars Come To Play.” It offers readers more hardcore photo layouts than any other adult publication; a well-balanced package of single girl pictorials, girl/girl layouts, couples, threesomes, gang bangs and orgies. The “On the Road” section takes readers behind-the-scenes of international dance pageants and big-budget porn films as well as real-life swingers’ conventions and clubs. CHERI girls range from well-known porn stars to exotic dancers to up-and-coming European models to the “girls next door.” The mix of American and European photographers and models gives the book a lush variety of looks and photographic approaches, from the natural and earthy to high glamour. Rounding it out with the steamiest letters, porn star interviews, and insightful adult video reviews, CHERI is the ultimate sexual companion!  For more information, visit www.cheri.com

About Digital Playground:
Digital Playground is the world leader in adult filmmaking and interactive formats boasting the largest HD library available.  Since the Company’s inception in 1993, Digital Playground has earned nearly 300 awards, currently garners more than 80% of high definition sales within the adult market, and is a leading provider of Blu-ray™ titles, with over 25% of the market.  Female owned and operated, Digital Playground emphasizes quality first, employing fastidiously high production values in erotic film for women, men and couples.  Digital Playground’s commitment to excellence, innovative technology, brilliant full-length productions and exclusive Contract Stars are the secrets to its success and makes Digital Playground the most highly demanded supplier of content for hotel, IPTV, cable, pay-per-view and mobile networks worldwide.  For more information, visit www.digitalplayground.com , www.myspace.com/digitalplayground , or www.twitter.com/dpxxx

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RECENTLY, I reported on the plans to reboot the Tomb Raider franchise with a character-driven origin story featuring a younger Lara Croft.

That means no more Angelina Jolie in the role. I mentioned some of the names put forward by fans and asked you – the readers of The Geek Files – to suggest who you wanted to see playing the new version of the action heroine.

I’ve taken what seem to be the most popular choices and created a poll on the right-hand side of the page where you can vote and comment.

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Did David Carradine pull a Michael Hutchence?

Like the INXS singer, whose mysterious 1997 death in a Sydney hotel was believed to have been related to a sexual fetish gone wrong, police in Thailand are focusing on the possibility that the star of Kung Fu and Kill Bill may have accidentally killed himself while engaging in autoerotic asphyxiation.

Autoerotic asphyxiation is a practice whereby a person intentionally cuts off oxygen to the brain for the purpose of sexual arousal.

A representative for the Bangkok Swissotel’s Nai Lert Park hotel told E! News that a maid found the 72-year-old actor’s naked body hanging in a closet in his luxury suite. Now, investigators quoted in the Thai news site the Nation are revealing that there was also a rope tied around his genitals.

via Did David Carradine Die From Sex Act? – E! Online.

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In what may be the funniest sexual advice segment we’ve ever seen on a late night talk show, comedian/genius Amy Sedaris stopped by Chelsea Handler‘s show to teach Chelsea a thing or two about “vaginal cleansing.” Amy came with props – specifically a Todd Oldham-designed mock vagina.

As you’ll see in the video below, Sedaris’ graphic explanation of the ins and outs (so to speak) of the vagina is enough to even make a dirty girl like Chelsea Handler blush a little bit.

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There’s a reason men are not allowed to touch strippers. Florida resident Michael Ireland was promptly (and rightfully) kicked in the head after forcefully slapping the butt of stripper Sakeena Shageer, aka “Suki,” at Cheetah nightclub in West Palm Beach last September. Ireland is now suing the club—he says the kick broke some bones and gave him permanent double vision, though the Cheetah’s owner denies that “little Suki” could have done that much damage. Hey, at least with his vision, Ireland’s next strip club visit will be a 2-for-1 show.

Strip clubs get sued all the time and often for equally wonky reasons. After the jump, some other ridiculous XXX lawsuits. And yes, many of them involve lucite heels.

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