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Playboy Enterprises reported a $13.7 million first-quarter loss and is contemplating “radical changes” to its flagship magazine to try to reverse its fortunes. Assuming Jessica Alba is out of the question, our suggestions:

–New single-copy sales kiosks placed in boys’ middle-school locker rooms.

–July cover story to tell readers that Internet porn has been outlawed.

via Playboy makeover: Ideas to turn around ailing adult magazine — chicagotribune.com.

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