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Newsflash: Whores and wanton hussies happier, more productive than ever! Bed-hopping tarts rule the small screen, from “Secret Diary of a Call Girl” to “Mistresses.”

By Heather Havrilesky

Feb. 15, 2009 | Remember when everyone was intrigued by cops? We wanted to watch them solving crimes, nabbing criminals, battling drinking problems and going through tough divorces.

These days, the world is bored by cops. We want bed-hopping strumpets instead. We want to watch as wanton floozies cheat on their husbands, grope their much-younger lovers and have illicit dalliances with lesbian brides. We want to see classy courtesans put on maid uniforms and pee on prominent politicians. We want to gasp at the brazen, oversexed antics of the modern-day harlot, balancing her debauched profession with her everyday life.

Of course these shameless tarts’ stories are morality tales, just like they always were. But this time around, the moral of the story goes like this: Carpe diem, whores and tramplets! Get out there and grab every man, woman and man-child who strikes your fancy! As long as you lounge around in black lace thigh-high stockings, smoking and brooding away your ample free time as the camera circles, we’re behind you 100 percent!

Heather Havrilesky on TV: “Secret Diary of a Call Girl,” “Mistresses,” sex | Salon Arts & Entertainment.

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Kate Hudson appears to be making some interesting changes in her life. The actress who recently started dating on-again boyfriend Owen Wilson has also reportedly installed a stripper pole in the bathroom of her home. According to an insider “She’s so proud of it. She was laughing and giddy like a kid when the thing was installed She holds on with both her arms and flips her legs into the air. It’s kind of amazing and totally sexy.” Please do note that Hudson’s stripper pole workouts have had some consequences. She evidently suffered injuries in 2006 a pulled muscle in her leg and a friction burn on her arm performing her down and dirty moves for then-husband rocker Chris Robinson. We hope this time she’ll be a little more careful especially since it’s installed in her bathroom. One false move and she might wind up in the bathtub

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Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone and this sexy Supergirl pinup should be a poster on every wall.

Moongem Comics: Valentine’s Day Countdown 2009: Sexy Supergirl Pinup.

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