Good manners are more than saying “Please” and “Thank you” and knowing which fork to use in a fancy restaurant. Etiquette matters in bed too – even when we’re behaving like animals. Read on for 10 common sexual scenarios and the right ways to handle them. Plus, test your sexpertise…
Why does etiquette matter between the sheets?
“The most important thing we can do is to be considerate and respectful of our partner,” says Peter Post, a director of the Emily Post Institute and author of Essential Manners For Couples: From Snoring and Sex to Finances and Fighting Fair – What Works, What Doesn’t and Why (Collins).
We asked Post and other etiquette experts for help in finessing 10 sexual circumstances. Take their strategies to heart – and to bed – and you’ll never blunder again.
If you have a romantic view of the ad industry from watching Mad Men, this may end it forever. Yesterday Agency Spy broke the news that the ad industry had ground to a halt (not just because of the recession) as everyone spent their time forwarding a video showing two ad agency people having sex in an office. We speculated that it would eventually come out. And, well, it did. The video is amateurish, and the sex isn’t sexy at all. Think more Pete Campbell and less Don Draper. Use discretion, one and all. We’ve semi-censored it, but it’s still probably NSFW.
Nov. 25 (Bloomberg) — A retired federal court executive alleged Alex Kozinski, chief judge of the U.S. Court of Appeals in San Francisco, broke into a judicial computer security system to restore access to pornographic Web sites, according to a filed complaint.
Ralph Mecham, who headed the Administrative Office of the U.S. Courts in Washington for 21 years until retiring in 2006, made the allegations in a complaint yesterday to the U.S. Court of Appeals in Philadelphia. That court is already considering a separate complaint against the chief judge over sexually explicit images on his Web site.
Mecham said U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice William Rehnquist became “enraged” because a committee of federal judges disobeyed his recommendation to discipline Kozinski after he disabled computer filter software meant to block sexually explicit Web sites in 2001, according to the complaint.
“Tell Kozinski to watch pornography at home and not in his own court,” Rehnquist told Mecham, according to his complaint. Mecham said he wants Kozinski to resign or be impeached by Congress because he allegedly destroyed government property and bragged about it.
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